My name is Paris Hilton. I'm businesswoman, socialite, television personality, model, actress, singer and DJ. The only rule in life is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. I won't be DJing at The Tit tonight, but Paris Groovescooter is. From 7pm. Happiest Hour on Earth from 4pm where you get free love AND cheap beer. Immmmm hello?!