Cocktails


Negroni $18

Four Pillars Gin, Campari & Dolin Rouge

Martini $18

Four Pillars Gin & Dolin Dry Vermouth

WHISKY SOUR $18

Makers Mark Bourbon, fresh lemon, egg white
& Luxardo Maraschino cherries

Two in the pink $18

Haymans Sloe Gin, Wild Brumby Peach Nectar & fresh lemon

DARK & STORMY $17

Gosling’s Black Seal Rum, Ginger Beer
& fresh lime

NOT SO OLD FASHIONED $18

Ron Zacapa 23yo Rum, Angostura Bitters
& a flamed orange peel twist

Martinez $18

Four Pillars Gin, Dolin Rouge & Cointreau

Margarita $18

El  Jimador Tequila, Grand Marnier & fresh lime

HAIL MARY $18

Spicy as Hell… guaranteed to stop your blood from clotting.  A religious experience. Eristoff Vodka, tomato juice, lemon juice, Worcestershire, 3 kinds of Hot Sauce, served with fresh coriander & cracked pepper

APEROL SPRITZ $13

 Aperol, Campari & River Retreat Brut

CHERRY BOMB $15

Villa Chiopris Prosecco DOC, Crème de Cassis
& a Luxardo Maraschino cherry


WINTER SPECIALS


HOT TODDY $17

Our cure-all with a healthy dose of Jamesons, honey, ginger and soothing lemon. Served piping hot.

MULLET WINE $12

Spiced Shiraz full of cinnamon, cloves, cardamon, nutmeg and a cheeky dash of Grand Marnier - for that extra party in the back!


Beer & Cider


Draught

Shark Island Lager  (lager 4.6%) - $8.50

Murray's FRED IPA (5.5%)  - $9.50

Philter XPA (pale ale 4.2% ) - $7.50

BOTTLED

Cascade Premium Light  (lager 2.6%) - $6.50

Tecate (Mexico)  (lager 4.55%) - $6

Hahn Superdry  (low carb 4.6%) - $8

Don Equis Especial (Mexico) (lager 5.7%) - $8.50

Two Birds Golden Ale  (golden ale 4.4%) - $9

Cascade Stout  (stout 5.8%) - $9.50

Hillbilly Apple Cider  (4.5%) - $8.50

 

Lord Nelson ‘Three sheets’ Ale  (pale ale 4.9%) - $10

Murray's Fred (India Pale Ale 5.6%) - $10.50

Wilde Gluten Free (premium lager 4.5%) - $10.50

Lick Pier Alcoholic Ginger Beer  (4.0%) - $11

Franzikaner Weissbier 500ml (wheat beer 5%) - $13

New Englander Brown Tinnie 375ml  (brown ale 4.5%) - $11


Softies


CAPI range of:

  • Cola
  • Dry Ginger Ale
  • Tonic
  • Soda
  • Lemonade

San Pellegrino Sparkling Mineral Water - $3

Orange Juice - $4

Apple Juice - $4

Cranberry Juice - $4

Tomato Juice - $4


Wines


BUBBLES

River Retreat Brut
Murray Darling, Vic
Gls: $8.50 Btl: $38

Villa Chiopris Prosecco DOC
Friuli, Italy
Gls: $11.50  Btl: $53

Gardner’s Ground Sparkling Chardonnay (Organic)
Canowindra, NSW
$53

Billecart-Salmon NV Brut
Champagne, France
$180

BRIGHT AROMATIC WHITES

Tuckerbox Semillon Sauvignon Blanc
Gundagai, NSW
Gls: $7 Btl: $32

Wilson Watervale Riesling
Clare Valley, SA 
$42

Auntsfield Single Vineyard Sauv Blanc (Organic)
Marlborough, NZ
Gls: $10.50   Btl: $50

Villa Chiopris Pinot Grigio G.d.F DOC
Friuli, Italy
Gls: $11    Btl: $52

TEXTURAL BOLD WHITES

Rochford Chardonnay
Yarra Valley, VIC
Gls: $9Btl: $40

Domaine Févre AC Chablis (Organic)
Northern Burgundy, France 
$65

MEATY EARTHY REDS           

Tuckerbox Shiraz
Gundagai, NSW
Gls: $7 Btl: $32

 

ELEGANT REFINED REDS

Cassine Malbec
Argentina
Gls: $11  Btl: $50

Kilikanoon Grenache Shiraz Mataro (G.S.M.)
Clare Valley, SA
Gls: $11 Btl: $45

Light Reds & Rosé

La Belle Pierre Rosé
Pays Du Gard, France
$42

Delatite High Ground 2017 Pinot Noir
Murrindindi Valley, VIC
Gls: $11.50  Btl: $54


SPIRITS


House Pours
Bombay London Dry Gin
Teachers Scotch
Eristoff Vodka
Jim Beam
Bacardi Carta Blanca Rum
Bacardi Oro Rum
El Jimador Blanca Tequila

Vodka
Ketel One
Zubrowka Bison
Belvedere
Grey Goose
Summum Vodka Citron

Gin
Tanqueray
Bombay Sapphire
Hendricks
Four Pillars Dry
Monkey 47 Schwarzwald Dry                                              Monkey 47 Sloe Gin                                       Applewood                                                                                     Wild Brumby                                                                       Haymans Sloe Gin

Rum
Cargo Cult Spiced
Sailor Jerry Spiced
Gosling’s Black Seal
English Harbour 5yo
Matusalem 15yo
Appleton Estate 12yo
Ron Zacapa 23yo
Ron Zacapa XO

Bourbon
Woodford Reserve
Booker’s Cask-Proof
Jack Daniels
Cyrus Noble                                                                              Blanton's Bourbon
Makers Mark                                                                               Buffalo Trace                                                                             Hudson Baby Bourbon

 

 

Whisky
Bulleit Rye
Rittenhouse Rye
                                                                       Whistle Pig 10 yo Rye                                                            Belgrove Rye                                                                        Canadian Club
Jamesons
Tullamore Dew 12yo
Ballantines
Monkey Shoulder                                                                 Starward

Whisky – Single Malt
Sullivan’s Cove Double Cask                                            Sullivan's Cove American Oak
Lark Cask Strength                                                                       Amrut                                                                                           Ardberg 10yo
Laphroaig Single Malt 10yo
Glenfiddich 12yo
Bushmills 10yo
Jura Supersition
Dalmore 18yo
Talisker 10yo
Michel Couveur Over-Aged                                                        Caol Ila 12yo                                                                 Bunnahabhain 12yo                                                                     Nant Bourbon Cask                                                                Kavalan Solist Bourbon Casks

Whisky - Japanese

Nikka from the Barrel                                                                Nikka Coffey Malt/Grain                                                          Hibiki Harmony                                                                     Hakushu 12yo                                                                        Yamazaki 12yo                                                                  

 

 

Tequila & Mezcal
1800 Anejo
1800 Coconut
Clase Azul Reposado
Fortalenza Reposado
Don Julio Blanco
Don Julio Anejo
Gran Centenario
Patron Silver
Patron XO Café                                                                           Illegal Mezcal

Sotol
Hacienda de Chihuahua Reposado 1yo

Cachaça
Germana ‘Soul’

Brandy & Cognac
Martell VSOP Cognac
Hennesy VS Cognac
St Remy Brandy

Absinthe
Grande Absente

Ouzo 
Ouzo 12

Aperitif & Digestif
Aperol
Pimms No. 1 Cup
Campari
Fernet Branca
Disaronno Amaretto
Amaro Montenegro

Vermouth (60ml)
Dolin Rouge
Dolin Dry
Causes & Cures Semi Sweet
Causes & Cures Semi Dry
Regal Rouge Darling Dry
Regal Rouge Bold Red

 

IN HOUSE MEALS

Available until 11:30pm (until sold out)


SNACKS

Kitty’s Jumping Beans (v) - $4
Oven Roasted Salted Broad Beans

Starving Artist Plate - $10
A fat serve of creative fuel, on the cheap.
Cubed cheddar, cabanossi, sicilian olives and crackers.

The Salty Threesome - $9
A menage et trois of Kitty’s beans, Twisties and pretzels.

Soup of the Day -$7

Joy's homemade soup, made daily and served with buttered crusty bread.

DESSERT by Ciccone & Sons
Affogato means “drowned’ in Italian, so submerge in our newest collab with CICCONE & SONS.
A fat scoop of vanilla-heavy gelato doused in espresso, or add a shot of hazel-nutty Frangelico.
Served in a chilled glass. Perfezione.
• Classic Espresso $6.50
• Add Frangelico $11


Jacuzzerie Boards

A large selection of mouth-watering treats designed to massage your tastebuds. 

2 choices     (select any combination)        $18
4 choices     (select any combination)        $36

CHEESES

The Bearded Tit’s go-tos for dairy indulgence. 


Maffra Cheddar: Clothbound Aged Gippsland rich and creamy pride.
Trinity Cellars Triple Cream Brie: Triple your pleasure with this South Australian softie.
Queso Tradicionales Iberico: Nutty, creamy, semi-hard Spanish dream.
Tarwin Blue: Creamy blue mould cheese from the Gippsland.

MEATS

Succulent treats from ‘FUMO Meats’, a local all-natural smokehaus of fun. 
Jamon Serrano 10 months: Aged, smoked meaty love. Sweet, sweet meaty love.
Duck & Shiraz Pâté: Rich, silky and buttery goodness
Bourbon Barrel Smoked Beef: Brisket slowly smoked for 10 hours with a mix of old Jim Beam barrel, pecan and cherry wood.
Sopressa: Don’t sopressa your feelings, express them with this mildly spicy classic.

All selections served with Lavosh crackers, locally made bread and a selection of fantastical condiments from Cornersmith Picklery.


LOCAL KITCHEN

A selection of local dishes from our favourite neighbourhood restaurant


LORENTTO PIZZERIA
(available 7 days, 5pm-10pm)

$24 MINIMUM ORDER - 45min wait.
*Gluten free option available - $6 extra per pizza

 

PIZZAS

Margarita (V) - $13
Mushroom, capsicum, onion, olives, garlic, herbs and fresh tomato. 

Romano (V) - $13
Spinach, feta cheese, roasted red capsicum, olives, fresh tomato, cheese and tomato base. BYO toga.

Hawaiian - $13
Ham and pineapple, old school. 

Santa Lucia - $14
Veal pan fried with onions, fresh basil, fetta, olives and tomatoes. Wow!


PASTA & SIDES

Penne Hey Pesto! (V) - $15
Creamy basil, garlic and parmesan cheese sprinkled with pine nuts. Magic.

Penne Arrabiatta (V)  - $15
Chilli with a kick, garlic and olives in a napolitana sauce, garnished with fresh basil.

Spaghetti Bolognese - $15
Old school beef and tomato sauce with herbs and fresh basil. 

*All pasta served with freshly grated parmesan or just tell us to hold the cheese. 

Greek Salad (V)*  - $10
Chopped tomato, red onion, olives and fancy lettuce smashed with creamy feta, balsamic and olive oil. *Vegan option: Hold the cheese! 

Cheesy Garlic Bread - $6
Keep the vampires at bay with this buttery cheesy goodness.
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